Christmas in Sparkly Summary!
Next year we will have a fabulous Christmas, bugs will be banned. I shall bath the kids in Dettol for the weeks preceding Christmas and no-one will be allowed to cough, sneeze or go slightly green. December is a no go zone for Norovirus and snivelling snuffles. Or else….’Or else what?’ you might say. I dunno. Perhaps I’ll just get some anti-bac spray and run around the house like maniac screaming ‘Die, you mother-fecking, Xmas ruining, putrid, minging little bugs!’ ‘Die, Die, Die!’ Next year will be different…..
I don’t over react to crises at Christmas. I think I’m one of those earthy goddess types who takes everything in their stride. Erm….like…..yep. *stares sheepishly at feet, which incidentally are in purple slippers. I got two pairs of purple slippers for Christmas. I think people might think I have chronically cold feet and an obsession with purple. I am happy. I always lose my slippers, so if I have four of them I am guaranteed to always be able to find at least one pair – even if they are slightly different shades of purple and different sizes. Knowing my luck I’ll find two left feet, same old, same old I suppose….*
Oooh, and I got a fabulous blue and black stripey onesie for Xmas. MUST mention this. I think I look like Thing One or Thing Two from Dr Zeuss (except a different colour). Horace thinks I look like I’m in some strange sci-fi outfit. All I know is that I am warm as a very, very warm thing and would live in it given half a chance. Bliss, I can wander around like a Dr Zeuss character or a space being, wearing purple slippers for the vast majority of 2013 now. I is a fashion icon.
Tons more to write about Xmas, but to be frank, I’ve just had a Lemsip and my chest hurts from coughing so I’m going to stop writing and start sleeping. Hope you all had a lovely Christmas, bug free preferably. xxx