Lost ‘Mojo’ – Reward for Return.
Last seen about 3 weeks ago.
Colourful (mostly kingfisher blue with flashes of red). Possibly in camouflage colours at the moment though.
Answers to the name of ‘Mojo.’ Shouting ‘Mojo!’ at it will probably not work though as it is an obstinate beast. You’ll probably be best just grabbing it and shoving it in a cardboard box.
It is a very devious little animal so you will have to be careful to tape the lid down on the box or it will escape, again.
Probably wandering in the North somewhere, or it may have gone ‘West.’ (I do hope not!)
You might hear it from a distance if you listen carefully. The call could be described as sounding like ‘Chocolate!’ or ‘Cake!’ or even ‘Gimmeacuppateeeeaaa!’
I do love my Mojo very much, and miss it greatly. I don’t know if it was stolen by the Mojo Thieves, if it escaped when I was distracted or if it just got bored of me and wandered off – either way I desperately want it back.
Reward for return – probably a stuffed penguin. No questions asked. Any information as to its whereabouts gratefully received.
Please feel free to print out this blog post, laminate it and stick it to lamposts.
Thank you. Kay (a very distraught former Mojo owner)